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Portable Zazu |
So, guess who’s at it again? Our very own *Zazu Zeh* king, Portable, dropped a rib-cracking story that has got everyone talking. Now, you know when Portable’s involved, it’s never a dull moment. He recently shared how someone must’ve been “wining” him by handing him a bag that wasn't his! 🤣
Imagine Portable in the airport, looking fresh, ready to jet off to Canada, and then... bam! The bag drama begins.
As Portable puts it in his own words (brace yourself, this is funny): “How you go carry bag wey nor be your own na? That bag is not mine. You dey wine me? Na another person bag be this!”
Hold up, so Portable has been handed someone else’s bag and he’s not having it. “Nor be my own bag be this, them don carry my bag go! Na castablanka!” 😅
He basically let everyone know that his real bag is on some mystery adventure, possibly halfway across the world by now. While Portable’s en route to Canada, the bag seems to have other plans—maybe it's off to Morocco (aka "Castablanca", as he humorously put it). This mix-up is classic Portable, mixing Pidgin and proper English in a way that only he can pull off.
Honestly, only Portable can make something like a missing bag this funny. As he sets off for Canada, we’re all left wondering if he’ll find his “lost” luggage or if we’ll get another epic update about the *bag's* international adventures. Stay tuned for that! 😂✈️
Reactions that follows
@guwop_xyz_exchange: He go enter studio soon, wonti change bag mi
@adesola3404: Nothing concerns this celebrity 😢 everywhere video ni shaaa 😒😹😭
@pappybankz: Idan gan gan ti drop evidence incase ti idan ba fe ja 😁 onidan na lo mo enu e 😁✌️ jaye lo 💯
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