Wow, y'all, did you catch that Lord Chosen testimony? 😲 A member just dropped a bombshell about how his abductors tried to slice him with a cutlass, but it literally bounced off his head! And get this—when they tried to slap him, their hands got stuck in the air. 🤯 Talk about divine intervention!
Now, Verydarkman is totally losing it. He's like, “Is this what Chosen members are on now? Spiritual iron heads? 🤔😂” And he's not stopping there—he’s prepping a whole petition and possibly a lawsuit over this! He’s clearly not buying into the miracle talk and is ready to take it to the Christian Association of Nigeria.
I mean, can we just pause for a second and appreciate this drama? If your head's bouncing off cutlasses and hands are floating in the air, your life’s definitely on a different level. 😆 What’s your take on this wild testimony? Let’s hear it!
Now, Verydarkman is totally losing it. He's like, “Is this what Chosen members are on now? Spiritual iron heads? 🤔😂” And he's not stopping there—he’s prepping a whole petition and possibly a lawsuit over this! He’s clearly not buying into the miracle talk and is ready to take it to the Christian Association of Nigeria.
I mean, can we just pause for a second and appreciate this drama? If your head's bouncing off cutlasses and hands are floating in the air, your life’s definitely on a different level. 😆 What’s your take on this wild testimony? Let’s hear it!