Pastor Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin
“Go here, pick up this stone, hold it like this, swing it at the devil...” Bruh. If I had a stone for every time someone told me to pray my problems away, I'd have built a whole cathedral by now. 😂 But seriously, the good pastor’s got people convinced that if you miss a stone? No worries, just go pick it up and try again. Got two stones? You’re behind—better catch up with the others and finish that *“journey”* before the month’s out. 🤔
Now don’t get me wrong, faith’s important. But really? We’re stoning demons now? It sounds more like a game of spiritual dodgeball than anything else. Can we get some clarity on how these stones work? Do they have tracking devices for those pesky demons, or do we just wing it and hope for the best? 🤷🏽♂️
And oh, don’t even start on the Goliath analogy. Apparently, that giant stone-slinging moment from David’s life is our new go-to for every struggle in existence. Who said you won’t ever drive that Benz? Who’s blocking your dream job? Who doesn’t want you to fly abroad? ✈️ Yo, Goliath’s getting blamed for a lot these days. 🙃
But it’s the boldness for me. Prophet Jeremiah declares that after we throw these metaphorical stones, anyone messing with us will either die, paralyze, or just... drop. 😳 Like, okay... that's one way to handle your haters, I guess. But does it come with a refund policy? Asking for a friend. 🫠
Whatever you do please don't allow VeryDarkMan see this video of Prophet Jeremiah 🙏😭 pic.twitter.com/sanZdNH1gl
— Lawrence I. Okoro ( Sir Law ) (@LawrenceOkoroPG) August 24, 2024
So, while I respect the spiritual hustle, I gotta ask are we sure this is the best way to fight the devil, or is this just a new way to sell some hope? At the very least, you might want to bring a helmet 😂 just in case those stones boomerang back. 😬
And before I forget, let's make sure we don't let VeryDarkMan get his hands on this one😂💀.